Close Menu
  • Entertainment
  • Lifestyle
  • Relationships
  • Tips & Tricks
  • Celebrity Kids
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
  • Disclaimer
  • About us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contribute & Advertise with Us
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest Vimeo
GistFestGistFest
  • Entertainment

    Cause of Death Revealed for Kylie Jenner’s Hairstylist Jesús Guerrero

    June 5, 2025

    Taylor Swift Celebrates Masters Victory with Selena Gomez During NYC Dinner Night Out

    June 4, 2025

    JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes Are Officially a Couple

    June 4, 2025

    Inside the Wedding Drama: Victoria Beckham’s Surprise Action Upset Nicola Peltz on Her Big Day

    June 3, 2025

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Divorce Timeline

    June 2, 2025
  • Lifestyle

    Cause of Death Revealed for Kylie Jenner’s Hairstylist Jesús Guerrero

    June 5, 2025

    Taylor Swift Celebrates Masters Victory with Selena Gomez During NYC Dinner Night Out

    June 4, 2025

    JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes Are Officially a Couple

    June 4, 2025

    Inside the Wedding Drama: Victoria Beckham’s Surprise Action Upset Nicola Peltz on Her Big Day

    June 3, 2025

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Divorce Timeline

    June 2, 2025
  • Relationships

    Cause of Death Revealed for Kylie Jenner’s Hairstylist Jesús Guerrero

    June 5, 2025

    Taylor Swift Celebrates Masters Victory with Selena Gomez During NYC Dinner Night Out

    June 4, 2025

    JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes Are Officially a Couple

    June 4, 2025

    Inside the Wedding Drama: Victoria Beckham’s Surprise Action Upset Nicola Peltz on Her Big Day

    June 3, 2025

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Divorce Timeline

    June 2, 2025
  • Tips & Tricks

    Cause of Death Revealed for Kylie Jenner’s Hairstylist Jesús Guerrero

    June 5, 2025

    Taylor Swift Celebrates Masters Victory with Selena Gomez During NYC Dinner Night Out

    June 4, 2025

    JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes Are Officially a Couple

    June 4, 2025

    Inside the Wedding Drama: Victoria Beckham’s Surprise Action Upset Nicola Peltz on Her Big Day

    June 3, 2025

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Divorce Timeline

    June 2, 2025
  • Celebrity Kids

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Divorce Timeline

    June 2, 2025

    Meryl Streep’s Daughter Louisa Jacobson Shares Her and Partner, Anna Blundell’s Plans for Valentine’s Day

    February 14, 2025

    Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin’s Son’s Name Revealed

    January 12, 2025

    Travis Barker Daughter, Alabama Barker Hospitalized for Nicotine Withdrawal After Quitting Vaping

    January 2, 2025

    Who Are Madonna’s Children? Everything You Need To Know About Them

    December 10, 2024
Subscribe
GistFestGistFest
Home » Joke: A Woman Shops For Christmas Decorations
Jokes

Joke: A Woman Shops For Christmas Decorations

JudithBy JudithDecember 15, 20213 Mins Read
Share Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Reddit Telegram Email
Photo by Chantal DeGaust on Unsplash
Share
Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email

A woman decided it was time to decorate her house for the holidays, prompting her to go Christmas shopping alongside her grandpa.

The two soon reached the department store and began checking out the gorgeous ornaments and decorative pieces. A sparkly tinsel caught the woman’s eyes, and she rushed behind the counter to examine it.

Satisfied with the piece, she asked the salesman about the price. Pointing at the mistletoe right above the counter, the shopkeeper replied:

“This week, we have a very special offer. It’s just one kiss per meter of tinsel.”

A sparkly tinsel caught the woman's eyes | image: Unsplash
Image: Unsplash

Without much thought, the woman nodded and said:

“That’s a great deal. I’ll take ten meters.”

The salesman looked visibly excited as he rolled out several meters of tinsel and packed up the right measurement in a bag before handing it to the woman.

With a grin, he said:

“It is time for your payment ma’am.”

With that, the woman called her grandfather, who had been in another section admiring an artificial silver Christmas tree. Once he arrived, she turned to the shopkeeper and said:

“My grandfather will settle the bill.”

Source: Startsat60.com

Continue reading for more Christmas jokes.

A Birmingham Woman Gets Her Way

A day before Christmas eve, a Birmingham woman called her daughter to notify her of her impending divorce.

The younger woman listened in disbelief as her mom ranted on about her less-than-perfect marriage before voicing her decision:

“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your father and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”

A worried senior woman with short gray hair is talking on the phone | Image: Unsplash
Image: Unsplash

The daughter cut her off in disbelief, demanding to know exactly what went wrong between her parents. Again, the Birmingham woman screamed angrily into the phone, saying:

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer. We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so can you call your brother in Dublin and tell him.”

With that, the mother of two hung up. In a panicked state, the daughter proceeded to call her brother, who also shared her worries.

In a feat of rage, he vowed to handle the situation, before proceeding to call his mom. As soon as she answered the call, the son spoke with a stern voice, saying:

“You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my sister back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?”

Don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? | Inage: Unsplash
Image: Unsplash

After speaking, the young man hung up without waiting for his mom’s response. Sighing victoriously, the woman flung the phone onto the couch, then turned to her husband who was seated beside her scanning through some Christmas movies, and said:

“Sorted! They are coming for Christmas… And they are paying their way.”

Source: Travelat60.com

Christmas jokes Woman
Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
Previous Article8 Famous People Diagnosed with Dyslexia
Next Article Lorraine Bracco Suffered Depression Following a Heated Custody Battle That Almost Ended Her Career

Related Posts

Jokes

Joke: A Man Goes To The AFL Finals Alone

March 14, 2022
Tips & Tricks

7 Essentials Every Woman Must Have in Her Purse at all Times

March 7, 2022
Entertainment

Joke: A Couple Are Having Dinner At A Restaurant

February 10, 2022
Latest Posts

Cause of Death Revealed for Kylie Jenner’s Hairstylist Jesús Guerrero

June 5, 2025

Taylor Swift Celebrates Masters Victory with Selena Gomez During NYC Dinner Night Out

June 4, 2025

JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes Are Officially a Couple

June 4, 2025

Inside the Wedding Drama: Victoria Beckham’s Surprise Action Upset Nicola Peltz on Her Big Day

June 3, 2025

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Divorce Timeline

June 2, 2025

Heidi Montag’s Wig at AMAs 2025 Sparks Online Criticism: Called ‘World’s Worst’ by Fans

May 30, 2025

JoJo Siwa, Chris Hughes Romance Gossip Debunked with Single-Word Comment

May 29, 2025

All You Need To Know About Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Mega Summer Wedding

May 28, 2025
About
About

We’re a news, entertainment and lifestyle hub that is dedicated to giving you quality insight on the latest lifestyle news, movie and TV news, celebrity news and lots more.

Contact us: [email protected]

MOST POPULAR

Jennifer Rauchet: Inside the Life of Pete Hegseth’s Wife

August 30, 2023

Alina Nikitina: Everything We Know About the Russian Model

October 4, 2023

Amanda Kate Lambert: Meet Nancy Sinatra’s Daughter

August 30, 2023

Subscribe to Updates

Get the latest news delivered straight to your inbox!

Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
  • Disclaimer
  • About us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contribute & Advertise with Us
© 2025 GistFest. All Rights Reserved.

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.