A man reluctant to leave his dog behind while going on a trip called up the hotel in advance to enquire about their pet policies.
One man’s reluctance to take a weekend vacation without his dog’s company led to some shocking discoveries about hotel preferences.
After deciding to embark on the trip, the man could not help but worry that some hotels may have strict policies guiding the ownership of animals within the property.
To clear his doubts, he looked up several hotels, but to his dismay, none of them specified if they were pet-friendly.
Therefore, he decided to write a letter to one of the hotels to inform them of his visit and make further inquiries. Picking up a pen and paper, he wrote:
“I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well-behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”
Upon conclusion of the note, the man sent it to the hotel in anticipation, hoping for positive feedback. The hotel’s reply came soon enough.
The excited man quickly unwrapped the envelope to find the enclosed letter from the manager, which read:
“I have been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the wall.”
It went further to state that there had never been a cause to evict a dog from the property in the middle of the night for being drunk. The manager also reminded the man that dogs never run out on hotel bills, or cause disorderliness at ungodly hours.
After making the comparisons, the manager gave his final verdict saying:
“Yes, indeed. Your dog is welcome at my hotel. And if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here too.”
If you found this funny, here is another joke about animals to keep you in high spirits for the rest of the day.
A REINDEER STOPPED BY AT AN OVERPRICED BAR
A lone reindeer patronized a busy lounge to cool off over a martini. After enjoying his drink, he tipped-off the bartender about the repercussions of his exorbitant prices.
One hot afternoon, a reindeer traveling through the countryside stopped by a busy lounge to grab a drink. Walking up to the bar, he ordered a martini.
The bartender mixed the drink, poured a glass, and set the order in front of the reindeer who handed him a $20 bill.
Without a second glance, the barman collected the note, counted out some coins, and handed the change to the reindeer.
As the animal accepted the change, the attendant chipped in:
“You know, I think you are the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.”
The reindeer starred in shock at the coins in its hoofs, looked up to the barman thoughtfully, and said:
“Well, let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I’m the last reindeer you’ll see in here.”
With that, the animal trotted out of the lounge, shutting the door behind it.