Close Menu
  • Entertainment
  • Lifestyle
  • Relationships
  • Tips & Tricks
  • Celebrity Kids
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
  • Disclaimer
  • About us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contribute & Advertise with Us
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest Vimeo
GistFestGistFest
  • Entertainment

    Heidi Montag’s Wig at AMAs 2025 Sparks Online Criticism: Called ‘World’s Worst’ by Fans

    May 30, 2025

    JoJo Siwa, Chris Hughes Romance Gossip Debunked with Single-Word Comment

    May 29, 2025

    All You Need To Know About Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Mega Summer Wedding

    May 28, 2025

    T.J. Holmes Sparks Marriage Rumors with Revealing Remark About Amy Robach

    May 27, 2025

    Justin Bieber Tweaks Instagram Post After Revealing Argument Amid Hailey’s Vogue Moment

    May 26, 2025
  • Lifestyle

    Heidi Montag’s Wig at AMAs 2025 Sparks Online Criticism: Called ‘World’s Worst’ by Fans

    May 30, 2025

    JoJo Siwa, Chris Hughes Romance Gossip Debunked with Single-Word Comment

    May 29, 2025

    All You Need To Know About Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Mega Summer Wedding

    May 28, 2025

    T.J. Holmes Sparks Marriage Rumors with Revealing Remark About Amy Robach

    May 27, 2025

    Justin Bieber Tweaks Instagram Post After Revealing Argument Amid Hailey’s Vogue Moment

    May 26, 2025
  • Relationships

    Heidi Montag’s Wig at AMAs 2025 Sparks Online Criticism: Called ‘World’s Worst’ by Fans

    May 30, 2025

    JoJo Siwa, Chris Hughes Romance Gossip Debunked with Single-Word Comment

    May 29, 2025

    All You Need To Know About Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Mega Summer Wedding

    May 28, 2025

    T.J. Holmes Sparks Marriage Rumors with Revealing Remark About Amy Robach

    May 27, 2025

    Justin Bieber Tweaks Instagram Post After Revealing Argument Amid Hailey’s Vogue Moment

    May 26, 2025
  • Tips & Tricks

    Heidi Montag’s Wig at AMAs 2025 Sparks Online Criticism: Called ‘World’s Worst’ by Fans

    May 30, 2025

    JoJo Siwa, Chris Hughes Romance Gossip Debunked with Single-Word Comment

    May 29, 2025

    All You Need To Know About Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Mega Summer Wedding

    May 28, 2025

    T.J. Holmes Sparks Marriage Rumors with Revealing Remark About Amy Robach

    May 27, 2025

    Justin Bieber Tweaks Instagram Post After Revealing Argument Amid Hailey’s Vogue Moment

    May 26, 2025
  • Celebrity Kids

    Meryl Streep’s Daughter Louisa Jacobson Shares Her and Partner, Anna Blundell’s Plans for Valentine’s Day

    February 14, 2025

    Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin’s Son’s Name Revealed

    January 12, 2025

    Travis Barker Daughter, Alabama Barker Hospitalized for Nicotine Withdrawal After Quitting Vaping

    January 2, 2025

    Who Are Madonna’s Children? Everything You Need To Know About Them

    December 10, 2024

    Wynonna Judd’s Daughter Back in Jail After Allegedly Stealing Church Van

    December 4, 2024
Subscribe
GistFestGistFest
Home » Joke: A Man Got a Job to Paint the Road
Jokes

Joke: A Man Got a Job to Paint the Road

JudithBy JudithSeptember 7, 20203 Mins Read
Share Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Reddit Telegram Email
Unsplash.com/haki2324
Share
Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email

A man tasked with doing the paint job on a road kept reducing his output each day. When investigated, the contractor discovered his seeming decline in productivity was, in fact, due to sheer ignorance.

A painter secured a major contract with a construction company to paint the white dividing lines on a freeway. His first day on the job went smoothly as he maximized his output. Completing about six kilometers before the end of his working hours, the painter managed to impress his employers.

Image: Unsplash

The next day, the man experienced a slight decline in his productivity, finishing only half the distance of the previous day. On his third day, the man covered only one kilometer. At this point, the contractor knew something was wrong and became worried his project may go south.

Curious, he approached the painter on his fourth day at work to ask why he painted a lesser distance each day. To that, the frustrated man replied:

“I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep painting farther away from the paint can!”

I keep painting further away from the paint can | Image: Unsplash
Image: Unsplash

A million thoughts went through the contractor’s head, but of course, he was too stunned to utter a word.

If you found this funny, here is another one to keep you in high spirits.

A YOUNG WOMAN WENT TO HER DOCTOR WITH COMPLAINTS OF PAIN

Once, a woman suffering from severe pain went to her doctor to help with her diagnosis and treatment.

This young woman visited the hospital on a bright summer morning with complaints of severe pain all over her body. Upon seeing the doctor, she explained her ordeal to him. 

The doctor asked the woman to identify the parts of her body where she was experiencing the disconcerting pain. The woman replied that every part of her body hurt, pleading with the doctor to help her out of her misfortune. The bewildered doctor again asked:

“What do you mean every part? You have to be a little more specific.”

You have to be a little bit more specific | Image: Unsplash
Image: Unsplash

At this, the woman pointed out specific parts of her body with her index finger, beginning with her left knee. 

Ow, That hurts!” she yelled.

She did the same for her right cheek, yelling again as soon as her index finger made contact with her cheek. He attested her right cheek also hurt. Finally, the patient touched her right earlobe with the same finger, screaming once again:

“Ow! Even that hurts.”

Looking at the woman closely, the doctor offered his diagnosis, saying:

“You have a broken finger!”

Here’s another joke

Source: startsat60.com

Joke
Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
Previous ArticleKylie Jenner Shares Her Sincere Take on Motherhood, and How She’s Dealt with It so Far
Next Article Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ Love Story — Inside One of the Cutest Couple in Hollywood’s Relationship

Related Posts

Jokes

Joke: A Man Goes To The AFL Finals Alone

March 14, 2022
Entertainment

Joke: A Couple Are Having Dinner At A Restaurant

February 10, 2022
Jokes

Joke: An Old Man Cultivates His Tomato Garden

January 24, 2022
Latest Posts

Heidi Montag’s Wig at AMAs 2025 Sparks Online Criticism: Called ‘World’s Worst’ by Fans

May 30, 2025

JoJo Siwa, Chris Hughes Romance Gossip Debunked with Single-Word Comment

May 29, 2025

All You Need To Know About Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Mega Summer Wedding

May 28, 2025

T.J. Holmes Sparks Marriage Rumors with Revealing Remark About Amy Robach

May 27, 2025

Justin Bieber Tweaks Instagram Post After Revealing Argument Amid Hailey’s Vogue Moment

May 26, 2025

Cassie Ventura’s Mom Reportedly Paid Diddy $20K After Threats to Release Private Footage

May 23, 2025

Surprise Reunion! Kyle Richards Ends Feuds With Lisa Rinna and Dorit Kemsley

May 22, 2025

Mariska Hargitay Uncovers Shocking Family Secret After 30 Years

May 21, 2025
About
About

We’re a news, entertainment and lifestyle hub that is dedicated to giving you quality insight on the latest lifestyle news, movie and TV news, celebrity news and lots more.

Contact us: [email protected]

MOST POPULAR

Jennifer Rauchet: Inside the Life of Pete Hegseth’s Wife

August 30, 2023

Alina Nikitina: Everything We Know About the Russian Model

October 4, 2023

Amanda Kate Lambert: Meet Nancy Sinatra’s Daughter

August 30, 2023

Subscribe to Updates

Get the latest news delivered straight to your inbox!

Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
  • Disclaimer
  • About us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contribute & Advertise with Us
© 2025 GistFest. All Rights Reserved.

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.