A doctor and a lawyer attended a party together one Friday night to ease the week’s stress. However, their intended good time was almost ruined by people flocking around the doctor for medical counsel, forcing him to seek the lawyer’s opinion.
One fateful weekend, two friends who were professionals in their fields attended a party as a means of relaxation. One of them was a doctor, while the other was a renowned barrister.
While the duo attempted to engage in conversations to pass the time, several people kept disrupting them, seeking free medical advice from the medical practitioner. The interruptions went on for over an hour, making their night-out seem like a typically busy day at work.
Finally, the doctor had a few minutes break from the bustling, and curiously asked his friend:
“What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you are out of the office.”
The lawyer stared at his friend’s desperate expression and sighed exasperatedly.
“I give it to them,” he offered. “And then I send them a bill.”
That was not quite the reply the doctor was expecting but he decided to give it a try against his better judgment.
The next day, the doctor compiled bills for every patient he attended to at the party. Trying to mask his guilty feeling, he walked down to the mailbox to place the bills in them. Upon opening it, the doctor found a bill from the lawyer!
A Man Went To The Doctor For A Checkup
A man arrived at the doctor’s place for a periodic checkup and had an interesting exchange with the doctor.
It’s funny how the mind works and translates to different real-life situations! Once, a man called Larry went to the doctor’s place without being accompanied by his wife. Upon examination, the doctor affirmed his vital signs were great. The doctor then questioned him, saying:
“Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
“God and I are tight,” the man replied with a satisfied grin and continued. “He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it. When I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
The doctor was bewildered by the man’s testimony and commended him for his spiritual efforts. Later that night, the doctor placed a call to Larry’s wife to relay how impressed he was.
“Bonnie,” he began. “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom. And when he’s done, poof! The light goes off?”
With a note of realization and annoyance, the wife exclaimed:
“Oh, no! He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
So much for his relationship with God!
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