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A Wealthy Lawyer was Riding Home in His Limo

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Once a wealthy lawyer was headed home in his limousine when he suddenly spotted two women by the roadside bent over as they munched the grasses.

Confused by their actions the lawyer ordered his driver to stop the vehicle and proceeded to approach the women for further investigation. Once close enough, the man called the attention of the first woman and asked:

“Why are you eating grass?”

A gavel on the black table | Image: Unsplash
A gavel on the black table | Image: Unsplash

Without hesitating, the woman explained they were poor and had no money for food. Hence, they could only turn to the readily available item for sustenance, which happened to be grass.

The lawyer appeared deep in thought for some seconds, before turning back to the woman and saying:

“Well then, you can come with me to my house, and I will feed you.”

The woman leaped for joy at his offer, before chipping in:

“But sir, I have a husband and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”

The lawyer didn’t hesitate to permit the poor woman to let her husband and kids join the party. Before strolling off, he turned to the second woman with a pitiful expression and invited her as well. She replied:

“But sir, I also have a husband and six children with me.”

“Bring them all as well,” came the lawyer’s response.

Thus, all nine paupers stuffed themselves into the limo with the lawyer, barely able to fit in. During the uncomfortable ride to the lawyer’s home, one of the poor women turned to him and said:

“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied:

“Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!”

If you had a good laugh reading this joke, here is another carefully handpicked from a compilation of some of the best jokes about lawyers.

Source: Reddit.com

An Engineer Goes To Hell After death

After a life well-lived, an engineer kicked the bucket and found himself in hell. Unsatisfied by the aesthetics, he proceeded to make some major changes to suit his taste.

First, he designed an air-conditioning system, then escalators and even flush toilets, eventually becoming the most-beloved on the block. His improvements vastly increased the level of comfort in hell.

One day, God called Satan on the telephone, to inquire about how his domain was faring. He asked with a sneer:

“So how are things going down there in hell?”

Stairs leading to an abstract door wrapped in flames | Image: Unsplash
Stairs leading to an abstract door wrapped in flames | Image: Unsplash

With a hint of satisfaction, Satan replied:

“Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God immediately flared up upon hearing that, exclaiming:

“What! You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake. He should never have gone down there. Send him up here.”

Satan blatantly refused, saying:

“No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

I like having an engineer on the staff  | Image:Unsplash
I like having an engineer on the staff | Image:Unsplash

He had barely completed those words when God screamed into the receiver again, this time, with an authoritative tone. He said:

“Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

At that, Satan broke into a bout of uproarious laughter and jeered:

“Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

Source: Startsat60.com

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